{"id":2663,"date":"2007-11-02T17:41:36","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T00:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/11\/02\/hallow-weenies\/"},"modified":"2007-11-02T17:41:36","modified_gmt":"2007-11-03T00:41:36","slug":"hallow-weenies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/11\/02\/hallow-weenies\/","title":{"rendered":"Hallow Weenies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had the misfortune of being at the Lloyd Mall on Halloween evening.\u00c2\u00a0 It was, as you would imagine, swarming with the kids, which is never a particularly good feeling for me.\u00c2\u00a0 I hadn&#8217;t experienced anything like it since the night before, when I was on the Max riding past the Rose Garden at the end of the Hannah Montana concert.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, all the kids were walking with their parent going to store to store trying to get candies, running about noisily.\u00c2\u00a0 Some stores were out, others still had candy for this sanitized version of Halloweeen.\u00c2\u00a0 And then there was this sight:<\/p>\n<p>A slew of pre-teens wandering a little uneasily and uncertainly, with their parents a bit in the distance outside, into Victoria&#8217;s Secret.\u00c2\u00a0 I wonder about that one.\u00c2\u00a0 Was Victoria&#8217;s Secret handing out candy, and if so, did they do a brisk business in terms of handing it out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had the misfortune of being at the Lloyd Mall on Halloween evening.\u00c2\u00a0 It was, as you would imagine, swarming with the kids, which is never a particularly good feeling for me.\u00c2\u00a0 I hadn&#8217;t experienced anything like it since the night before, when I was on the Max riding past the Rose Garden at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}