{"id":2462,"date":"2007-07-24T16:41:59","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T23:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/07\/24\/phrases-overheard-on-one-end-of-a-cell-phone-conversation\/"},"modified":"2007-07-24T16:41:59","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T23:41:59","slug":"phrases-overheard-on-one-end-of-a-cell-phone-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/07\/24\/phrases-overheard-on-one-end-of-a-cell-phone-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"Phrases overheard on one end of a cell phone conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"

(on public trasnsportation)<\/p>\n

“… friends with benefits, you know.\u00c2\u00a0 Won’t handle anything more right now.”
\n“Tough life with mistakes made during my 36 years.\u00c2\u00a0 But I kicked my habit.\u00c2\u00a0 The Penitentary helped with that.”
\n“Laying low.\u00c2\u00a0 My job opportunities are improving slightly.”
\n“Oh man.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ve been seeing my 16 year old a bit lately.\u00c2\u00a0 He’s been making some of the same mistakes I had.\u00c2\u00a0 It just doesn’t make sense.”
\n“I’m going to have to get a Paternity Test for that one.\u00c2\u00a0 He sure looks like me, but I need to make sure, y’know?”
\n“Yeah.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ll go see her.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ll call back later tonight for a Booty Call.\u00c2\u00a0 Got that?”<\/p>\n

And then he got off the Max.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(on public trasnsportation) “… friends with benefits, you know.\u00c2\u00a0 Won’t handle anything more right now.” “Tough life with mistakes made during my 36 years.\u00c2\u00a0 But I kicked my habit.\u00c2\u00a0 The Penitentary helped with that.” “Laying low.\u00c2\u00a0 My job opportunities are improving slightly.” “Oh man.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ve been seeing my 16 year old a bit lately.\u00c2\u00a0 He’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}