{"id":2308,"date":"2007-05-27T22:51:13","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T05:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/05\/27\/monica-goodlings-testimony\/"},"modified":"2007-05-27T22:51:13","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T05:51:13","slug":"monica-goodlings-testimony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/05\/27\/monica-goodlings-testimony\/","title":{"rendered":"Monica Goodling&#8217;s testimony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ARRRGH!\u00c2\u00a0 Computer shut down after lovily crafting a beautiful post.\u00c2\u00a0 Second time within just a few days.\u00c2\u00a0 Okay&#8230; shorter and sweeter.<\/p>\n<p>Monica Goodling&#8217;s testimony this past week?\u00c2\u00a0 Bizarre.\u00c2\u00a0 You already knew that.\u00c2\u00a0 She came out, and was a strange bubbly-headed figurine.\u00c2\u00a0 Yet, even within that bubbly-head exterior, she threw out plenty of incriminations.\u00c2\u00a0 Understand, it didn&#8217;t have the same impact as last week&#8217;s testimony from Comey &#8212; which was jar-dropping and of an order that Goodling&#8217;s typical political shenanigans cannot possibly match.<\/p>\n<p>What should be immortalized is the grilling from the hands at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2007\/05\/23\/monica-goodling-admits-she-crossed-the-line\/\">Bobby Scott<\/a>, which drew the headlines of &#8220;Crossed the Line&#8221; but also provided the straight ahead ammunition of clarifying &#8220;Rules.\u00c2\u00a0 Law.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 And again, no &#8220;Rules.\u00c2\u00a0 Law.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Rules.\u00c2\u00a0 Law.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>An interesting dichotomy Goodling did not want to mess around with.<\/p>\n<p>The other explosive tidbit, which enforced her aggrivated parodic persona, came when she was asked what her qualifications were.\u00c2\u00a0 Her answer?\u00c2\u00a0 Student Body President.\u00c2\u00a0 (At Pat Robertson&#8217;s Regency Unveristy, naturally.)\u00c2\u00a0 Nuttily, when pressed for further qualifications, her second answer belied the truth behind the matter: yes, opposition research for the RNC.\u00c2\u00a0 This was the story of her testimony: she came out as an airhead, and said information that if you scratch away the presentation, is galling to say the least.<\/p>\n<p>I begin to suspect that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2165447\/fr\/rss\/\">this slate article<\/a> states the story behind the story well enough: she is crazy like a fox, and this was all an act.\u00c2\u00a0 I also suspect that what we saw was we get.\u00c2\u00a0 Either way it&#8217;s not a good scene.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ARRRGH!\u00c2\u00a0 Computer shut down after lovily crafting a beautiful post.\u00c2\u00a0 Second time within just a few days.\u00c2\u00a0 Okay&#8230; shorter and sweeter. Monica Goodling&#8217;s testimony this past week?\u00c2\u00a0 Bizarre.\u00c2\u00a0 You already knew that.\u00c2\u00a0 She came out, and was a strange bubbly-headed figurine.\u00c2\u00a0 Yet, even within that bubbly-head exterior, she threw out plenty of incriminations.\u00c2\u00a0 Understand, it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}