{"id":2190,"date":"2007-04-12T07:58:49","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T14:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/04\/12\/war-czar-my-mind-wanders-elsewhere\/"},"modified":"2007-04-12T07:58:49","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T14:58:49","slug":"war-czar-my-mind-wanders-elsewhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/04\/12\/war-czar-my-mind-wanders-elsewhere\/","title":{"rendered":"War Czar? My mind wanders elsewhere"},"content":{"rendered":"

I see this guy at a bus-stop wearing a t-shirt that says “Don’t Pan-handle Me.”\u00c2\u00a0 Shrugging, I walk up to him and ask “Spare a Quarter?”\u00c2\u00a0 He asks, “What did you say?”\u00c2\u00a0 I repeat, “Spare a Quarter?”\u00c2\u00a0 He shrugs, digs in his pocket, and hands out a quarter, as I shake my head and walk away in disgust — leaving him with his goddamned quarter.<\/p>\n

…………………….<\/p>\n

Okay.\u00c2\u00a0 That never happened.\u00c2\u00a0 But I contemplated it happening when I saw that shirt, which made me want to walk up and annoy him by asking for a quarter.
\n…………………………….<\/p>\n

Now accepting applications for “War Czar”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I see this guy at a bus-stop wearing a t-shirt that says “Don’t Pan-handle Me.”\u00c2\u00a0 Shrugging, I walk up to him and ask “Spare a Quarter?”\u00c2\u00a0 He asks, “What did you say?”\u00c2\u00a0 I repeat, “Spare a Quarter?”\u00c2\u00a0 He shrugs, digs in his pocket, and hands out a quarter, as I shake my head and walk […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}