{"id":1998,"date":"2007-01-05T22:29:43","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T05:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/01\/05\/slice-of-boring-life-2\/"},"modified":"2007-01-05T22:29:43","modified_gmt":"2007-01-06T05:29:43","slug":"slice-of-boring-life-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/01\/05\/slice-of-boring-life-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Slice of Boring Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t find myself anything to do on New Years&#8217; Eve.\u00c2\u00a0 Honestly, my preference runs to something like watching part of the Twilight Zone marathon run every New Years&#8217; Eve and every July 4th on the Sci-Fi network &#8212; alone or with a group of sympaticos &#8212; which I have done in the past,\u00c2\u00a0 and probably will in the future.<\/p>\n<p>I rode from one corner of Portland to another, seeing if such and such a place were open and if such and such another place were open.\u00c2\u00a0 Neither were.\u00c2\u00a0 At one point in the Tri-Met ride, I looked around and saw that I really had a strong dislike for everybody in my sight.\u00c2\u00a0 It was a panoply of hipsters, and a bit of bathroom graffiti struck out at me &#8220;Hipster Culture will be shown to be just as vacuuous as Disco was&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 There was a group that especially annoyed me &#8212; and one person in the group who did so even more.\u00c2\u00a0 It was a studied and carefully crafted geek chic and a strange &#8220;too cool for school&#8221; pose from a young lad just slightly than I&#8230; I don&#8217;t know quite how to describe it, and am at a loss of what disparate cultural cues shoved into a blender brings this person to the point he was at that precise moment.<br \/>\nAt a different point in time, and with a completely different crowd &#8212; one that I liked better, and one that allowed me to shrug the other crowd off and inwardly figure &#8220;Well.\u00c2\u00a0 Leave them to their fun and I hope they enjoy themselves&#8221;&#8211;, two slightly high and slightly drunk gay men pointed at about three men in their sight, saying &#8220;Hot&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 I am happy to say that I am Hot.\u00c2\u00a0 Two people wearing the typical Fare Inspector uniform, but clearly with other duties this day being a &#8220;Fare Free New Years&#8221;, walked in.\u00c2\u00a0 They jotted notes in a notebook, frantically scanning the scene.\u00c2\u00a0 This again brought me to a state of annoyment.\u00c2\u00a0 Either you see something or you don&#8217;t&#8230; there is no notetaking for reference.\u00c2\u00a0 I am sure they had a mental list of items to take note of.\u00c2\u00a0 Interestingly enough, one of them said something to one of the gay men &#8212; who immediately obeyed by tossing his cigarette (or was it a joint?\u00c2\u00a0 No.\u00c2\u00a0 Couldn&#8217;t have been.) out the fast-closing door.\u00c2\u00a0 A seat immediately opened up, which I jumped at to sit in.\u00c2\u00a0 I saw why it was free&#8230; there was three beer cans.\u00c2\u00a0 I, having had bad experience sitting next to empty beer cans, shoved it out of my seat &#8212; contemplating for a second waving at the quasi &#8211; authority figures to say &#8220;Not Mine!&#8221;<br \/>\nI couldn&#8217;t figure out what could possibly be happening at Pioneer Square.\u00c2\u00a0 Sometimes it is cordored off on New Years&#8217; Eve; sometimes it is not.\u00c2\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t this time.\u00c2\u00a0 There was a decent sized but not overwhelming number of citizens milling about&#8230; I would later learn that one of them was Daniel Lee, all the more reason to have avoided the spot.\u00c2\u00a0 The next day I saw that a ball of some sort had been broken into pieces, and silver metal specks were all under the large Christmas Tree.\u00c2\u00a0 More power to that.<br \/>\nThe rest of the night was all a blur, and just as well that it was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t find myself anything to do on New Years&#8217; Eve.\u00c2\u00a0 Honestly, my preference runs to something like watching part of the Twilight Zone marathon run every New Years&#8217; Eve and every July 4th on the Sci-Fi network &#8212; alone or with a group of sympaticos &#8212; which I have done in the past,\u00c2\u00a0 and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}