{"id":1931,"date":"2006-11-22T09:24:06","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T16:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2006\/11\/22\/why-dont-those-machines-function-correctly\/"},"modified":"2006-11-22T09:24:06","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T16:24:06","slug":"why-dont-those-machines-function-correctly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2006\/11\/22\/why-dont-those-machines-function-correctly\/","title":{"rendered":"Why don&#8217;t those machines function correctly?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s seems to be about a 1 in 4 chance that the Max train&#8217;s ticket machine will be broken in one way or another such that I am unable to purchase a ticket.\u00c2\u00a0 When I look at the screen and see the words &#8220;Dollar Bills Not Accepted&#8221; flashing, all I can do is shrug, and just jump on the next train.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve done that before, and will likely do that again.\u00c2\u00a0 But yesterday was the first time I&#8217;ve ever jumped aboard the Max after being unable to buy a ticket where the Fare Inspectors were on board (they&#8217;ve switched their predictable schedules away from &#8220;Fridays and alternate Mondays and Wednesdays).\u00c2\u00a0 I caught my eye to them immediately upon boarding and told them &#8220;The Machine&#8217;s broken.\u00c2\u00a0 It won&#8217;t accept dollar bills.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Such was the scene that they went down the aisle, looked at everyone&#8217;s fare, and came to me and decided to lead me off the train and have me purchase the ticket at the next stop.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s fine by me, of course, but what annoyed me was this statement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t normally let people do that, but&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which begs the question for me, &#8220;What?\u00c2\u00a0 Do you generally just give people the whatever amount the fine is as punishment for the city&#8217;s machines not functioning correctly?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Or &#8220;Am I supposed to thank you for such a thing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all part of the lousy fates of the Universe, I suppose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s seems to be about a 1 in 4 chance that the Max train&#8217;s ticket machine will be broken in one way or another such that I am unable to purchase a ticket.\u00c2\u00a0 When I look at the screen and see the words &#8220;Dollar Bills Not Accepted&#8221; flashing, all I can do is shrug, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}