{"id":19185,"date":"2020-03-30T10:46:42","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T17:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=19185"},"modified":"2020-03-30T10:46:42","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T17:46:42","slug":"changed-my-hairstyle-so-many-times-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2020\/03\/30\/changed-my-hairstyle-so-many-times-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Changed my hairstyle so many times now&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200329_1919371.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-19187\" src=\"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200329_1919371-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20200329_191937\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200329_1919371-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200329_1919371-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200329_1919371.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Look closely and you will see that there is a dude on the swing set &#8230; Swinging, which is prohibited.\u00c2\u00a0 Technically illegal.\u00c2\u00a0 An item found on a sign post declaring some things &#8220;temporarily closed&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m this case, playgrounds.<\/p>\n<p>The problem may lie in the imagery &#8212; generic infographics.\u00c2\u00a0 Some abstraction of a play set with a line crossed through it.\u00c2\u00a0 No.\u00c2\u00a0 What we need now is a throwback to world war propaganda posters.\u00c2\u00a0 What is needed is an image of someone swinging, next to a swing occupied by that spiky coronavirus figure, and the tagline &#8220;when you swing, you swing with coronavirus.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Still probably too abstract, the coronavirus will have to be anthromophized, and more so anthromorphized to a personification of evil.\u00c2\u00a0 So, you know, the coronavirus with a Hitler mustache.. In keeping with the poster&#8217;s source material.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look closely and you will see that there is a dude on the swing set &#8230; Swinging, which is prohibited.\u00c2\u00a0 Technically illegal.\u00c2\u00a0 An item found on a sign post declaring some things &#8220;temporarily closed&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m this case, playgrounds. The problem may lie in the imagery &#8212; generic infographics.\u00c2\u00a0 Some abstraction of a play set with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19188,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19185\/revisions\/19188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}