{"id":187,"date":"2006-05-21T13:30:07","date_gmt":"2006-05-21T20:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=187"},"modified":"2006-05-21T13:30:07","modified_gmt":"2006-05-21T20:30:07","slug":"somebody-needs-a-spell-checker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2006\/05\/21\/somebody-needs-a-spell-checker\/","title":{"rendered":"Somebody needs a spell checker"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>I saw this posted on either a tree or a telephone pole. Ordinarily I might take it down and muse over it, keeping it until I throw it away, as I do with what I call the “Schizo Times” (urgent paper tucked to the inside of freebie newspaper stands downtown, seemingly put there by a troubled person off his\/her meds — the latest edition I’ve neglected to post here as I have previous editions.), but this one… this seemed to deserve to remain there, until the… um… THE MAN sees fit to take it down.<\/p>\n

I object not to the message, which is clearly a bit insane and the racial dimensions are jarring, but to the lack of human spell checking. It clearly went through a computer spell check, as evidenced by its frequent homonym transfers, but stopped at that. Unless I’m mistaken and this is “Ghetto Slang” that my White Ass is not privy to.
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Dirty Cops and fed funded drug dealing snitch’s this past winter one of there snitch’s was murdered. They would like to pin it on Mob Criminals witch is a local rap group that they would to shut up. They have gone as far as to put a few of there rat’s a long side of the Mob in the local paper. These rat’s are (blacked out), (blacked out), (blacked out), a.k.a. black, Tyler, Will. Inside info has said the police will have a few murders take place to try to pin it on the Mob. White devils at it again. Stop black on black crime. There really loving it.
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Meditate on it, and figure out where you stand. Young man, the powers in your hand, put your fist on the table and make your demands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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