Hottest most humid day of the year thus far.\u00c2\u00a0 I walk by a woman wearing a “conversation t” — (though, doing a quick google search I’m not sure I have the terminology of the apparel industry right).\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a tight form fitting shirt, generally\u00c2\u00a0short enough to show one’s navel (but I’m not sure if the industry has it down that far), where a sassy and saucy statement sits right on her boobs, sometimes — as is the case here– the punchline to a line that’s right above her boobs.<\/p>\n
So I see the phrase “Touch my butt” right above her boobs.\u00c2\u00a0 I want to know what the rest of the thing says, but I can’t really look because I just don’t want to be seen staring at her breasts.\u00c2\u00a0 I assume it’s something like “And I’ll chop your nuts off” or “And I’ll karate chop you”, as that’s about what may make sense.<\/p>\n
Well, maybe I can find someone wearing a dark pair of sunglasses to do the job, or someone not afraid of being called a dirty old man, or dirty old woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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