{"id":16803,"date":"2017-09-30T17:46:13","date_gmt":"2017-10-01T00:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=16803"},"modified":"2017-09-30T17:46:13","modified_gmt":"2017-10-01T00:46:13","slug":"who-would-you-elect-for-dog-catcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2017\/09\/30\/who-would-you-elect-for-dog-catcher\/","title":{"rendered":"who would you elect for dog catcher?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;I won&#8217;t vote for Moore \u00e2\u20ac\u201d ever,&#8221; said Jack Burnette, a 61 year-old financial planner from suburban Birmingham. &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t vote for Roy Moore for dog catcher.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If I were a municipality somewhere out there in these great United States&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; I think I would have the job of &#8220;dog catcher&#8221; up for election&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Then I would finangle a way to have the election end up a contest between a right wing Christian theocrat and a Marxist Revolutionary&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; maybe toss in a third party Independent bid from literal used salesman (and by the way, can someone point to me to a used salesman running for election somewhere?) right then being sued for general used salesman type reasons&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just to see how this election turns out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t vote for Moore \u00e2\u20ac\u201d ever,&#8221; said Jack Burnette, a 61 year-old financial planner from suburban Birmingham. &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t vote for Roy Moore for dog catcher.&#8221; If I were a municipality somewhere out there in these great United States&#8230; &#8230; I think I would have the job of &#8220;dog catcher&#8221; up for election&#8230; &#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16803"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16805,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16803\/revisions\/16805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}