{"id":15711,"date":"2016-08-07T15:45:19","date_gmt":"2016-08-07T22:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=15711"},"modified":"2016-08-07T15:45:19","modified_gmt":"2016-08-07T22:45:19","slug":"weird-things-to-teach-your-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2016\/08\/07\/weird-things-to-teach-your-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"weird things to teach your kid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kid with father in tow.\u00c2\u00a0 Father walks to me, asks “Okay.\u00c2\u00a0 Tell me this.\u00c2\u00a0 What are the two things in life that are inevitable?”<\/p>\n

I stare, blanking.\u00c2\u00a0 “Don’t know.”<\/p>\n

Father, impatiently sighs.\u00c2\u00a0 “It’s Taxes and –”<\/p>\n

Me:\u00c2\u00a0 “Death”.<\/p>\n

Father looks to kid.\u00c2\u00a0 “There you go.\u00c2\u00a0 See?”<\/p>\n

Valuable lesson to teach this expression to your kid, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kid with father in tow.\u00c2\u00a0 Father walks to me, asks “Okay.\u00c2\u00a0 Tell me this.\u00c2\u00a0 What are the two things in life that are inevitable?” I stare, blanking.\u00c2\u00a0 “Don’t know.” Father, impatiently sighs.\u00c2\u00a0 “It’s Taxes and –” Me:\u00c2\u00a0 “Death”. Father looks to kid.\u00c2\u00a0 “There you go.\u00c2\u00a0 See?” Valuable lesson to teach this expression to your kid, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15712,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15711\/revisions\/15712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}