{"id":14044,"date":"2014-06-03T18:27:51","date_gmt":"2014-06-04T01:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=14044"},"modified":"2014-06-03T18:27:51","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T01:27:51","slug":"trimet-safety-slogan-suggestions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2014\/06\/03\/trimet-safety-slogan-suggestions\/","title":{"rendered":"trimet safety slogan suggestions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-14045\" alt=\"trimetsafetydeathmetal\" src=\"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/trimetsafetydeathmetal-150x150.jpeg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-14046\" alt=\"trimetloldoa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/trimetloldoa-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0 And in case Tri Met wants to expand beyond these two public transit safety slogans&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let Christian Rock Unite You With Christ<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let ROTFLMAO become ROTPMAISFO\u00c2\u00a0 (rolling on the pavement; my ass is falling off)<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let Death Cab for Cutie become an actual Death Cab for Cutie.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let your Bitcoin transaction smash you into bits.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let OMG become OHG (Oh, Hi God)<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let YOLO become YARN (You are reincarnated now)<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let Angry Birds become Scavenging Your Remains Birds.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let Grumpy Cat Become Grumpy because you&#8217;re missing a limb cat.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Let your illicit snuff porn viewing become someone else&#8217;s illicit snuff porn viewing.<\/p>\n<p>And, etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 And in case Tri Met wants to expand beyond these two public transit safety slogans&#8230; Don&#8217;t Let Christian Rock Unite You With Christ Don&#8217;t Let ROTFLMAO become ROTPMAISFO\u00c2\u00a0 (rolling on the pavement; my ass is falling off) Don&#8217;t Let Death Cab for Cutie become an actual Death Cab for Cutie. Don&#8217;t Let your Bitcoin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14044"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14047,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14044\/revisions\/14047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}