{"id":1273,"date":"2004-02-12T12:59:27","date_gmt":"2004-02-12T19:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2004-02-12T12:59:27","modified_gmt":"2004-02-12T19:59:27","slug":"david-icke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2004\/02\/12\/david-icke\/","title":{"rendered":"David Icke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"001883\"><\/a>David Icke, professional conspiracy-theoriest nutball, apparently does fewer appearances on the Art Bells and Jeff Renses of the world than he used to, was on Clyde Lewis a few weeks ago.  The listener got to hear about the other dimensional beings of the Fascist moment who move around willy-nilly through time, re-arrange evidence so that History can march onward toward the One World Government.  The listener got to hear about how the Ruling Class are all &#8220;Reptilian Monsters&#8221;, an assertion that&#8217;s actually fairly difficult to dispute.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidicke.com\/\">Venture into his website.<\/a>  Screw his latest book&#8230; Sorry to say, Mr. Icke, but Love is not the Answer.  Anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Scurry through the Onion-like story <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidicke.com\/icke\/articles2003\/waronpeas.html\">WMD Found!<\/a>&#8230; scurry through and make a mental note of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidicke.com\/icke\/articles2002\/turquoise1.html\">this story<\/a>, which I <i>must<\/i> excerpt:<\/p>\n<p><i>IN 1991 DAVID ICKE WAS RIDICULED THROUGHOUT THE UK FOR WEARING TURQUOISE AND STRESSING ITS IMPORTANCE IN THE NATIONAL MEDIA. THEY SAID HE WAS A LUNATIC. <\/p>\n<p>NOW A SCIENTIST HAS REVEALED THAT TURQUOISE IS THE BASE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>They laughed at me and called me mad!  Who&#8217;s Mad now, eh?!!?  The one problem is he appears to have been presumptuous with his praise: the scientist forgot to carry a one or something and now we know that the universe is actually a beige color.<\/p>\n<p>Now just skip over to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidicke.net\/emagazine\/vol5\/bush\/bushb.htm\">the biography on the first George Bush.<\/a>.  There you go.  Every conspiracy-trope of the Bush family consolidated into however many pages.  I may or may not excerpt as I pursue at random&#8230; if I do it&#8217;ll be in this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Icke, professional conspiracy-theoriest nutball, apparently does fewer appearances on the Art Bells and Jeff Renses of the world than he used to, was on Clyde Lewis a few weeks ago. The listener got to hear about the other dimensional beings of the Fascist moment who move around willy-nilly through time, re-arrange evidence so that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspiranoia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}