{"id":1229,"date":"2004-03-10T00:18:01","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T07:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2004-03-10T00:18:01","modified_gmt":"2004-03-10T07:18:01","slug":"stonecutters-theme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2004\/03\/10\/stonecutters-theme\/","title":{"rendered":"Stonecutter&#8217;s Theme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"002003\"><\/a>Who controls the British Crown?<br \/>\nWho keeps the metric system down?<br \/>\nWe do, we do.<br \/>\nWho keeps Atlantis off the maps?<br \/>\nWho keeps the Martians under wraps?<br \/>\nWe do, we do.<br \/>\nWho holds back the electric car?<br \/>\nWho makes Steve Guttenberg a star?<br \/>\nWe do, we do.<br \/>\nWho robs cave fish of their sight?<br \/>\nWho rigs every Oscar night?<br \/>\nWe do, we do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do. Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do. Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do. Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspiranoia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}