{"id":1127,"date":"2004-05-18T11:44:38","date_gmt":"2004-05-18T18:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2004-05-18T11:44:38","modified_gmt":"2004-05-18T18:44:38","slug":"kerry-drops-in-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2004\/05\/18\/kerry-drops-in-part-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Kerry Drops In Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"002301\"><\/a>I. So we have the anti-Bush sign (and t-shirt) slogan:<\/p>\n<p><b>BU<\/b>ll<b>SH<\/b>IT.<br \/>\n(or, in some cases the sanitized: <b>BU<\/b>**<b>SH<\/b>**.<\/p>\n<p>I must say that the anti-Kerry counterpart is&#8230; lame.<\/p>\n<p><b>JO<\/b>hn<b>KE<\/b>rry.<\/p>\n<p>II. (leader) &#8220;Hey! I&#8217;m running for president in 2020.  That&#8217;s when I become eligible for the first time&#8221;<br \/>\n(me): &#8220;Hm.  Need to get a headstart, I guess.  Are you running against Jeanna Bush?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Jeanna&#8230;?&#8221;<br \/>\n(his partner): &#8220;George Bush&#8217;s daughter.&#8221;<br \/>\n(leader): Oh.  Clever, but&#8230; no, that&#8217;s not my gimmick.  See&#8230; I plan on cleaning up the street personally.<br \/>\n(me): Okay.<br \/>\n(leader): the Irish way.  Right out of the pub&#8230; See, I&#8217;m Irish American, and I&#8217;ll just (shows his fist)&#8230; get rid of the prisons and roll &#8217;em out like this.<br \/>\n(me): Ah&#8230; Move us right to the Law of the Jungle.<br \/>\n(leader): Right.  You&#8217;re a Scott, right?<br \/>\n(me): Right.<br \/>\n(leader): My running mate, over there, he&#8217;s a Scott too.<br \/>\n(partner): Hi.<br \/>\n(me): Ah.  So, you&#8217;ve got the Scottish vote and the Irish vote cornered.<br \/>\n(leader): Yep!  On to victory!<br \/>\n(me): Kind of like how Dukakis had the Greek vote cornered&#8230;<br \/>\n(leader): Huh?<br \/>\n(me): Never mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I. So we have the anti-Bush sign (and t-shirt) slogan: BUllSHIT. (or, in some cases the sanitized: BU**SH**. I must say that the anti-Kerry counterpart is&#8230; lame. JOhnKErry. II. (leader) &#8220;Hey! I&#8217;m running for president in 2020. That&#8217;s when I become eligible for the first time&#8221; (me): &#8220;Hm. Need to get a headstart, I guess. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground","category-skrull-and-brones-the-best-of"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}