{"id":11059,"date":"2013-01-20T12:22:17","date_gmt":"2013-01-20T19:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=11059"},"modified":"2013-01-20T12:22:17","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T19:22:17","slug":"cold-war-paranoia-is-bigger-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2013\/01\/20\/cold-war-paranoia-is-bigger-in-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"cold war paranoia is bigger in Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ya look like weird foreigners. \u00c2\u00a0Where you freaks from?&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0His words slurped from his loose mouth. \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;You sure as hell ain&#8217;t from Texas.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0He muttered the foulest swear words as he slouched against a wall. \u00c2\u00a0I felt like throwing him out the window, head first.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where you headed?&#8221; one of the farmers asked politely. \u00c2\u00a0He adjusted his baseball cap. \u00c2\u00a0It was covered with dust from fertilizer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re just traveling,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hippie, welfare-grubbin&#8217; foreigner, lazy, good-fer-nothing&#8217; &#8230;&#8221; the puffy-faced slob mumbled. \u00c2\u00a0Everyone heard him. \u00c2\u00a0I glanced over at Barbara to give her the sign that we&#8217;d better leave when one of the farmers, who had not said a word, walked over to the man, still swearing under his breath, and grabbed him by the arm. \u00c2\u00a0He half dragged him out of the store. \u00c2\u00a0I heard a pickup truck door open and slam. \u00c2\u00a0The pickup wove down the road. \u00c2\u00a0The silent farmer walked back inside, said, &#8220;Sorry about him.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0The farmer looked apologetic as he said, &#8220;Ever since ol&#8217; Wilbur&#8217;s wife died, he&#8217;s been goin&#8217; downhill. \u00c2\u00a0Been drinkin&#8217; from sunrise to sunrise. \u00c2\u00a0They say two fifths a day. \u00c2\u00a0Lost most of his farm and even stopped comin&#8217; to church. \u00c2\u00a0He used to be a deacon in our church. \u00c2\u00a0Sad, ain&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Everyone agreed; one person nodded. \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Young lady, you people ever been in Texas before?&#8221; he asked. \u00c2\u00a0He looked like a Southern Baptist preacher.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can&#8217;t say we ever have,&#8221; Barbara answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, let me speak for everyone here and welcome you to the greatest state in the Union. \u00c2\u00a0Ain&#8217;t nothing like Texas.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0Everyone agreed. \u00c2\u00a0A bunch of them smiled. \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Fact is, friends, we&#8217;re glad you made it through Louisiana. \u00c2\u00a0Now that place don&#8217;t even come close to comparin&#8217; with Texas. \u00c2\u00a0Ain&#8217;t no place in the world that compares with Texas. \u00c2\u00a0IF you people are lookin&#8217; for somethin&#8217;, then you found it. \u00c2\u00a0We got everything there is to want and then some, don&#8217;t we, boys?&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0He pointing the face into the west and all of Texas. \u00c2\u00a0Any real Texan would have stood to attention.<\/p>\n<p>I walked over to the refrigerator to get another Dr Pepper. \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Did you know Dr Pepper&#8217;s from right here in Texas?&#8221; the preacher commented. \u00c2\u00a0I said no, I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>On the side of the refrigerator was a yellowed sheet of paper that had been there for many years. \u00c2\u00a0The title was <em>A Communist Manifesto<\/em>. \u00c2\u00a0It was a sort of summary of the Marx and Engels theory. \u00c2\u00a0The man who owned the place noticed me reading it and spoke up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, boy, that&#8217;s one document you need to memorize. \u00c2\u00a0You even seen it before?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I haven&#8217;t,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, if you were a Texan, you&#8217;d know what that said. \u00c2\u00a0That&#8217;s how the communists plan to take over the country. \u00c2\u00a0Not one shot fired. \u00c2\u00a0They&#8217;re doin&#8217; it, just exactly like it says on the sheet today.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0His face was turning red with zeal.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of farmers left. \u00c2\u00a0I watched one drive down he road on a big red and black Massey &#8211; Ferguson tractor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Those commies know that they can&#8217;t take over this country in a fight. \u00c2\u00a0They know that Texans still are ready to fight. \u00c2\u00a0Ain&#8217;t we, boys?&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0His eyes held a straight-line stare out the dirty window. \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Boy, you read The Communist Manifesto while you&#8217;re a&#8217;travelin&#8217;&#8230;. &#8217;cause them people ain&#8217;t gonna fire a shot, ok?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK,&#8221; I said.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Walk West; A Walk Across America 2; published 1981; Peter and Barbara Jenkins. \u00c2\u00a0And, of course, here we have shades of B<a href=\"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2012\/07\/05\/bill-moyers-richmond-indiana-1970\/\">ill Moyers in his 1970 &#8220;discovering America on the road&#8221; book<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ya look like weird foreigners. \u00c2\u00a0Where you freaks from?&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0His words slurped from his loose mouth. \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;You sure as hell ain&#8217;t from Texas.&#8221; 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