{"id":1082,"date":"2004-06-26T22:50:29","date_gmt":"2004-06-27T05:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=1082"},"modified":"2004-06-26T22:50:29","modified_gmt":"2004-06-27T05:50:29","slug":"guest-blogger-dick-cheney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2004\/06\/26\/guest-blogger-dick-cheney\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Blogger: Dick Cheney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"002424\"><\/a>Let&#8217;s be frank here.  You be dissing me a lot lately.  Just the other day, I heard you sling the insult: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.halliburton.com\/\">Yo Mama!&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuck you.<\/p>\n<p>Did I say &#8220;Fuck you&#8221;?  Well, some sources are reporting that what I actually said, and I quote, &#8220;F&#8212; you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, whichever one I just said right now, it was <i>long overdue<\/i>.  Many of my colleagues are in <i>complete<\/i> agreement.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s a load off of my chest.<\/p>\n<p>Huh?  What&#8217;s that?  That&#8230; that&#8230; ain&#8217;t a nice thing to say.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re trying to change the tone here&#8230; and you bring things down to the level of a Howard Stern segment.<\/p>\n<p>Take your fucking shit and shove it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s be frank here. You be dissing me a lot lately. Just the other day, I heard you sling the insult: &#8220;Yo Mama!&#8221; Fuck you. Did I say &#8220;Fuck you&#8221;? Well, some sources are reporting that what I actually said, and I quote, &#8220;F&#8212; you.&#8221; Well, whichever one I just said right now, it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}